Feb 20, 2011 15:53
[Snape's hair is pulled back and he appears to be in the kitchen of the Marauder's flat, moving around it familiarly, skillfully dicing and chopping and combining things together in the pots and pans, with T-chan trotting along with him, helping him cook and keeping Erebus out of the kitchen so that the warp stalker doesn't get into any of the food. After a few moments of that, Snape eventually looks up at the PCD.]
Allow me to remind everyone that Sunday dinner is tonight at half past six, do try to be on time. [And by try, everyone should know that Daddy means, 'be on time or else'.] This means that I expect to see all of you at the dinner table, including the both of you, Buffy, Rip... Don't make me send T-chan and Erebus after you, it might make your mother angry, and we all know how unpleasant that can get.
Cameron and Tom, we may only be your adoptive parents and that you've both grown old enough to want to spend time with your biological family, but your mother and I would appreciate it if you would join us as well.
Remus and Kyon, please try to remind Harry and Draco that they are supposed to be older and therefore more mature, and that if they do get into a scuffle, your mother expects them to be clean for dinner. If all else fails, tell Hotaru or Rikku to ask them to behave.
And yes, Sirius, you may bring Merlin along to dinner.
Vincent, Izuna, Horst and Usagi... Do try to limit your spoiling of them with candy until after the dinner. [A pause.] The same goes for you D, though that does not mean that you're allowed to feed them to Erebus either. He's getting fat.
{OOC: For easier reading, the names of all the people in Snape's immediate family are in bold. Buffy, Rip, Cameron, Tom, Remus, Kyon, Harry, Draco, Sirius, Rikku and Hotaru are Snape's kids, Merlin is his son-in-law, D is his wife, Vincent, Izuna, Horst and Usagi are his siblings and T-chan and Erebus are family pets. And yes, food/blood has been specially prepared for the vampires in the family as well.}