Oh dear.
So Emily had a strange day today.
Day off, for one. That's niiice. I sat around and read Parrish/Lorne fic. God they're adorable. "Who has an OTP based on 16 seconds of screen time?" Too awesome.
Went to Cafe 64 for lunch. Had Meggie give me comfort food, don't care what. She made me, well, it was pretty much chicken parmesan in a tortilla. It was delicious beyond words.
Hung out with Erin. This is where it gets weird. We went first to Wal-Mart, where we bought various Valentine's Day gifts for her hubby. She's doing this thing where she leaves all of the gifts in his office, with a time written on each one for when to open it. We got some cool stuff, like a pad that goes on his chair that turns it into a massage chair. She and I spent about ten minutes debating KY warming massage liquid versus standard massage oil, and which one was least likely to, *ahem* affect private parts. People kept passing us with weird looks. I think that may be partly because she's like, five months pregnant, and I was holding her two-year-old daughter. Plus she's really young looking, so we look same age. ANYWAY. She also got the hubby a pack of Altoids (heeee), a cactus (which she assures me is NOT sexual innuendo, but is, in fact, to scare off whiny underlings), and various other cute things. They are freakishly adorable. We then hit the grocery store, where I carried around her daughter because the kid is too freaking awesome for words, and I got hit on by a hot lawyer-type man, and not one, but two checkout guys. One of whom was clearly still in high school and blushed super hard at me. HA. Man I'm hot lately. Must be the new hair.
Now, you might be asking yourself, or rather, your computer monitors, "Why, Emily, what is so strange about that? It sounds like fun, and I wish I had been there. You have such fun good times." And normally, you would be right, there's not much strange there. But did I mention that Erin is married to my boss? No? Oh.
Erin is married to my boss.
I have helped procure items of a sexual and naughty nature for my boss.
I'm working in the office tomorrow, and will have/get to see him in his office surrounded by all these hilarious gifts and cute decorations she and I just spent two hours putting up.
I suspect that he will figure out my involvement.
The freak out will commence.......
Now.
Day off, for one. That's niiice. I sat around and read Parrish/Lorne fic. God they're adorable. "Who has an OTP based on 16 seconds of screen time?" Too awesome.
Went to Cafe 64 for lunch. Had Meggie give me comfort food, don't care what. She made me, well, it was pretty much chicken parmesan in a tortilla. It was delicious beyond words.
Hung out with Erin. This is where it gets weird. We went first to Wal-Mart, where we bought various Valentine's Day gifts for her hubby. She's doing this thing where she leaves all of the gifts in his office, with a time written on each one for when to open it. We got some cool stuff, like a pad that goes on his chair that turns it into a massage chair. She and I spent about ten minutes debating KY warming massage liquid versus standard massage oil, and which one was least likely to, *ahem* affect private parts. People kept passing us with weird looks. I think that may be partly because she's like, five months pregnant, and I was holding her two-year-old daughter. Plus she's really young looking, so we look same age. ANYWAY. She also got the hubby a pack of Altoids (heeee), a cactus (which she assures me is NOT sexual innuendo, but is, in fact, to scare off whiny underlings), and various other cute things. They are freakishly adorable. We then hit the grocery store, where I carried around her daughter because the kid is too freaking awesome for words, and I got hit on by a hot lawyer-type man, and not one, but two checkout guys. One of whom was clearly still in high school and blushed super hard at me. HA. Man I'm hot lately. Must be the new hair.
Now, you might be asking yourself, or rather, your computer monitors, "Why, Emily, what is so strange about that? It sounds like fun, and I wish I had been there. You have such fun good times." And normally, you would be right, there's not much strange there. But did I mention that Erin is married to my boss? No? Oh.
Erin is married to my boss.
I have helped procure items of a sexual and naughty nature for my boss.
I'm working in the office tomorrow, and will have/get to see him in his office surrounded by all these hilarious gifts and cute decorations she and I just spent two hours putting up.
I suspect that he will figure out my involvement.
The freak out will commence.......
Now.