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[snarkygamer]

Did any one else see the news today? I was actually there, remind me not to go out for a while. What I saw, zombies, I swear to my nonexistent GOD I saw zombies

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[nichtdeinbff]

Zombies.

[snarkygamer]

Yah, zombies. You know, flesh eating creatures of the night?

[nichtdeinbff]

They don't exist.

[snarkygamer]

Oh yeah? Well tell that to them when they're snacking on your leg.

[nichtdeinbff]

I'll remember that, for when it doesn't happen.

[snarkygamer]

I'll make sure to get you crutches, for that missing leg.

[nichtdeinbff]

By your theory, I'll eat you when you come into proximity.

[snarkygamer]

You have a point, might need to shoot you in the forehead.

Try not to get bit, I'm not in the mood for zombie clean up.

[nichtdeinbff]

I can handle myself, even though you've got an over-active imagination. What's your name?

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[snarkygamer]

Matt, and you are?

[snarkygamer]

As long as this gets you on your toes just a bit, I don't care if you believe me. You'll figure it out when they're out and about eating people left and right.

[nichtdeinbff]

Germany. Ludwig, if that's easier.

You realize zombies are simply based off of voodoo trickery?

[snarkygamer]

Aah friends with America then?

Yeah, I know what they're based off of originally. But they're since evolved due to the T-virus! If we're from different worlds, who's to say this person wasn't from that world?

[nichtdeinbff]

After he tried to shoot me, no.

Even if that were the case, I think that customs on that world's end would have been careful to... not allow the zombie on the monorail.

[snarkygamer]

Maybe that's how he says, "I love you"?

It only takes a scratch, only an exchange of fluid, and sometimes it takes a long time to show signs of infection.

[nichtdeinbff]

That's how he says, 'Baw, China and Germany were mean to me, I'll show them and then go eat unhealthy cheeseburgers and drink tasteless, watered-down beer'.

And why wouldn't that world be prepared for that, then? Honestly.