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I am both amused, and disturbed, that Luffy did not know what a condom was. Honestly, I wonder sometimes. He’s a year older than me, but he seems pretty clueless about basic things you learn out of a science book? Maybe it has something to do with focusing on being the Pirate King or something? Don‘t worry buddy, Matt’ll hook you up with

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Thanks, Matt. And if you do end up spilling, I'm sending my dad to hurt you.

[ooc: That's totally okay! We can start a log for it tomorrow sometime? I have a paper due tomorrow so I'm paper writing tonight, and watching Heroes, so my attention will be sketchy.]

[snarkygamer]

Tell him not to hit me in the face, that's my money maker.

[ ooc; Of course! You tell me when and I'll be all over it! ♥ ]

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I'll do that.

And what kind of school did you go to, where you got some kind of condom education?

LOL WAMMY

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Also, have pity on my hands. I sorta need those too, you know, to play.

One with an old man teaching us.

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Well, I had to talk to someone about it? And learned some from my friends. It isn't just something that you magically know, I don't think.

And what's this about a movie?

[snarkygamer]

Maybe I'm magic. Feel like a magic carpet ride?

This girl Rei has no idea how to relax, so I suggested a movie. Funny part is, that we're going to see Dawn of the dead. Not the most relaxing movie ever, but a necessary.

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Should I start calling you Aladdin?

[snarkygamer]

Only if I can call you Jasmine.

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I think I'll stick with Claire.

[snarkygamer]

So Claire, asking because maybe you're jealous? Scared another girl's gonna snatch my attention?

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... no, I was just asking to see what movie you were going to see.

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[snarkygamer]

Aaaahhh.. my pride.

[snarkygamer]

Right, it's Dawn of the Dead.

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Care if I come along, maybe?

[snarkygamer]

Would saying "duh" seem too obvious?

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Not too much.