Jun 29, 2005 18:48
Home for a day already, and I'm BORED. Thank fuck Theo's coming over tomorrow, though he'll probably explode in his underwear when he sees the library.
I hear that Dumbledore's finished with his silly Muggle experiment, which is a good thing really because my parents do NOT like the idea of these laptop things, particularly in the manor. Though, Theo was not only able to get my mother to stop owling me at school, but he has also somehow managed to make her shut up about the so-called "wedding" arrangements altogether. Well, mostly. Considering he's such an anti-social loner-book-person, he's rather good at dealing with people. Or excitable mothers, at least.
This year has been all over the fucking place, but it's landed in the PERFECT place for me. Theo and I shall rule all your sorry arses. You're all so EASY to manipulate! The war will eventually die off and so will half of the population - boo hoo, you all deserve to die anyway - while I get everything I want, AS ALWAYS!
I know what I'm doing, you see. I know to let Theo deal with my mother from now on, while I keep sweet-talking my father. I know that if they find out I've had anything to do with Harry, I'm fucked. I also know I'm going to spend all summer - as it is every year - making nice with complete fucking loonies who think that the Dark Lord is going to give them everything they've ever wanted. AS IF!! I hardly doubt he's any good at sex. Ergh, just... don't. I know who can fulfil my needs, and it isn't Voldemort.
Now run along and kill him so I can have the life I've been waiting for!