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[snarky_parky]

So, on Sunday Harry and I sneaked out and went shopping in Hogsmeade. Generally, it was a very pleasant afternoon. Thank you for the dress, Harry! And the beret is fucking gorgeous! I used to have one of my own, but for reasons I can't remember, Luna has it now. By the way, your hair is looking much better since I fixed it for you; I do hope you

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[tied_in_notts]

Even if your bloodthirsty desires to murder my house-elf are connected to your feeling towards me in any way, I'd far rather you didn't.

[snarky_parky]

Oh, not at all. I just have a deep hatred for your house elf.

[tied_in_notts]

Be that as it may, it's a member of the family, however unwanted it may be. Next time, don't.

[snarky_parky]

Does it really give you yearly health checks??

[tied_in_notts]

Shut up, Pansy.

[snarky_parky]

It's true?!

[tied_in_notts]

We're not discussing this.

[snarky_parky]

When was the last one?!

[tied_in_notts]

You're being ridiculous.

[snarky_parky]

I'm not; you're embarrassed!

[tied_in_notts]

I'm not embarrassed; you're just being highly immature.

[snarky_parky]

Not I'm not! You're embarrassed! You're embarrassed!

If you weren't you'd just tell me!

[tied_in_notts]

Why would I want to tell you anything?

[snarky_parky]

Because otherwise me and everyone else will assume that you regularly get naked so that your house elf can play with your bits and pieces, darling.

[tied_in_notts]

Don't be stupid. Nobody believes that.

[serpent_sexgod]

...Er.