Hufflepuffs must DIE.

[snarky_parky]

I can't believe my robes are still fucking YELLOW! I tried wearing my own but Snape was a stupid prat about it. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO - THEY'RE ALL YELLOW!! I told him so as well, and he said distractedly that we shouldn't have let our guard down and it's our fault! OUR FAULT?!?! What the fuck is he drivelling about?! UGH

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[tied_in_notts]

...You had a three-hour bath and didn't tell me about it?

[snarky_parky]

Erm, yes, it appears so.

[tied_in_notts]

If you'd told me about it in advance, I could have come along and helped try to get the yellow out.

[snarky_parky]

I was in a bit of a rush to turn my robes back to wonderful green, and didn't know where you were. That does sound entertaining, though...

[tied_in_notts]

I don't know why you were in such a hurry. Green isn't your best colour.

[snarky_parky]

I - yes, it is!

[tied_in_notts]

Better than yellow, I suppose - but it makes you look rather pale.

[snarky_parky]

What's wrong with pale?

[tied_in_notts]

It's a nice way of saying "washed out".

[snarky_parky]

I wear green every fucking day for school, and I own many other much nicer green dress robes! You're saying that I always look washed out??

[tied_in_notts]

...That doesn't mean that I don't think you look pretty as well.

[snarky_parky]

But according to you I'm no longer pretty now that you're aware of my daily beauty-enhancing rituals.

[tied_in_notts]

I still think that you're pretty. Just...lacking a real face.

[snarky_parky]

It is my real face, thank you very much! And far more real than Mil's.

[tied_in_notts]

Don't worry; I love your face, whether it's real or fake.

[snarky_parky]

IT IS NOT FAKE.