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Gaahhh!!! the birds are back!!! This is just fukt icing on the fuckcake of phail.
I'm past the point of being afraid. At this point, it's survival, and not letting these fucking undead bastards get me without a fight.
I've gotten all the non-perishables in the church and stocked up my bathroom. It doesn't have windows, and I figure the running water should be utilized while it lasts. I've filled up my bathtub, took the TV and my laptop in with me in case Ulf or anyone wants to come rescue me, or taunt me in such a way I can hone my snark skills and lambast their troll asses back. (Also, there were some things on Tanaka's Amazing Commodities I have got to buy, zombie raven apocalypse or not.)
They say in the event of an earthquake or tornado the plumbing is the toughest thing in any house, so the bathroom usually survives... should I hop IN the tub lest the birds somehow start a fire???? I'm not sure in the event of an explosion I could pull the tub loose and climb under it.
Earlier, one of those zombie wizard things was in the chapel. It looked pretty pecked tho, so I finished it off by yelling at it to go away and throwing hymnals at its head.
It stopped moving after awhile, and I'm a little too leery to go forward and confirm its death. Or, since it's a zombie, would that be it's double-death?
I closed all the windows and plugged in one of those exotic scent plug-ins-mmm, Bountiful Blackberry scent- and I’m hoping the stench of death will dissipate. Because it’s seriously made of nasty.
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild
Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss.
You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride.
You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble!
How Hot Are Your Kisses?