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[snarky_farmer]

Okay, I just figured I'd leave a note here because it has a chance of being noticed: I'm handling maintenance full time at the Pentamerone. That means that if something at the Pen needs to be fixed, tell me about it. Don't talk to Bob about it, he does not care. Don't talk to your Librarian about it, he or she does not care (especially if it's

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George.

[thelionraines]

Bossy as ever, I see.

Adam.

[snarky_farmer]

Would you have me any other way?

Also: did Noah and/or Edwina manage to rope you into the night of Boy Movies? I think there was some mention of costumes. I'll give you several million bonus points if you come dressed as a Bond Girl.

George.

[thelionraines]

Of course not.

Yes, and you're too late: I already promised Edwina I'd come dressed as Bond. She thinks I'd be a 'super Bond'. And she thinks Noah should come as my hunchbacked arch-nemesis. She's even got a cane for him. Don't think he's going to, though. Shame, isn't it?

Maybe next time.

Adam.

[snarky_farmer]

Aw c'mon! Someone mentioned an orange bikini and you've got the legs for it! Bah. Anyway it should be fun: any excuse to watch as shit gets blown up is fine by me. How long are you in town for?

George.

[thelionraines]

How many points would a Casino Royale speedo get me?

Adam.

[snarky_farmer]

ELEVENTY BILLION!!

George.

[thelionraines]

Well, in that case...

Adam.

[snarky_farmer]

You will be my favorite person EVER!

Also, Edwina might pass out or get a nosebleed.