To the tune of "Pants on the Ground"

[snarky_devil3]

Driving on the Ice

Driving on the ice
Driving on the ice
Ya could've called in sick, BUT!
You're driving in the snow

Gotta get to work
People drive like JERKS!
Makes you go berserk while you're

Driving on the ice
Driving on the ice
It ain't all that nice when you're
Driving on the ice
Driving on the ice

*improv: slip/fall/crash*

Finis