Nobody Panic
I had a bit of a "girly moment" at Target today...
***LE GASP! OMG! WTF?!?! Devil-y-boo...are you feeling okay? (much nervous wibbling among the readership ensues)***
Yep. It's true. Sorry to shatter any illusions you all had of me, but these things do happen from time to time...
And for the record, I blame today's moment on two things:
1) the layout of the nearest Target store to me--it makes ABSOLUTELY no sense and I swear, I only went in there for two things that I was completely out of at home!!! UGH! *bangs head on desk*
2) my parents--because I can...and let's face it: everything really IS all their fault! On that score at least, Freud was right completely correct...(Yes, I am "blame-shifting." What of it?)
Anyhoo, on to said moment itself: While wandering aimlessly down random aisles of the aforementioned store, I took a "wrong turn" down the cosmetics aisle...and ended up purchasing not one, not two, but three--count 'em THREE--bottles of nail polish. And two of them are actual COLORS (one is a red shade called "Faith" the other is a kinda opaly shade called "South Sea Pearl"--both by Sally Hansen)!!!
***HUH?!?!?! Nail polish?!?! You--Devil-y-boo?!?! With polished nails?!?! WTF?!?!***
As I've said previously...
Anyhoo, to make the collective heart-attack re: this news even more complete, allow me to end this post with the folowing:
1) I've planned my entire evening around this event (polishing my nails with an actual colored polish)--once I finish the case brief from hell that I'm almost finished with
2) as I sitting here contemplating my color choices it occurs to me that I should have purchased a pink shade as well. May need to head back to the store to rectify this error in a bit.
That is all...carry on...
>;-P I-:
***LE GASP! OMG! WTF?!?! Devil-y-boo...are you feeling okay? (much nervous wibbling among the readership ensues)***
Yep. It's true. Sorry to shatter any illusions you all had of me, but these things do happen from time to time...
And for the record, I blame today's moment on two things:
1) the layout of the nearest Target store to me--it makes ABSOLUTELY no sense and I swear, I only went in there for two things that I was completely out of at home!!! UGH! *bangs head on desk*
2) my parents--because I can...and let's face it: everything really IS all their fault! On that score at least, Freud was right completely correct...(Yes, I am "blame-shifting." What of it?)
Anyhoo, on to said moment itself: While wandering aimlessly down random aisles of the aforementioned store, I took a "wrong turn" down the cosmetics aisle...and ended up purchasing not one, not two, but three--count 'em THREE--bottles of nail polish. And two of them are actual COLORS (one is a red shade called "Faith" the other is a kinda opaly shade called "South Sea Pearl"--both by Sally Hansen)!!!
***HUH?!?!?! Nail polish?!?! You--Devil-y-boo?!?! With polished nails?!?! WTF?!?!***
As I've said previously...
Anyhoo, to make the collective heart-attack re: this news even more complete, allow me to end this post with the folowing:
1) I've planned my entire evening around this event (polishing my nails with an actual colored polish)--once I finish the case brief from hell that I'm almost finished with
2) as I sitting here contemplating my color choices it occurs to me that I should have purchased a pink shade as well. May need to head back to the store to rectify this error in a bit.
That is all...carry on...
>;-P I-: