Cieszyċ się!
Another piece of writing I stumbled upon while cleaning the dust out of my documents folder. Completely forgotten I’d written it, but I’ve been threatened with mortal danger to life and limb if I don’t post it. Well not really, but some people are waaaay too enthusiastic about my random brain farts. Cieszyċ się!
Monty the Blue Sheep and Other Tales (or A Lesson on Trolls)
Blergggggh!
Apparently that's the equivalent to "Wazzzaaup!" in Boorovorkian Trollage. I must stress that this is not to be confused with Plltaashese Trollage, which is a completely different region of the Seventh Layer of Trolldom. Prllallglloop is the correct term to use in the same context. Reader beware, as they tend to be rather picky about their origins. Said confusion could result in one being wedged upside down in a small tree stump with an extremely annoyed badger, or worse if you catch one on a bad wart day. You might get stuck in there with a skunk.
Mind you, they really don't have many distinguishing racial characteristics that can be identified to prevent this sort of situation from occurring. Trolls all tend to look remarkably like lumps of snot that one day decided to congeal together and become sentinent. They are on the whole, large, green, lumpy beings covered in masses of unkempt fur. Except for the Phelgmiggler Trolls who have a rather unlovely tendency towards braiding their armpit hair. But then, they're a rather smelly and unpleasurable bunch to associate with as a whole. They might just upend you into the tree trunk for some fun if they're so inclined.
So, you're probably wondering where Monty comes into all of this. I don't know, but I think a Boorovorkian Troll turned him into a nice roast dinner last month. That's the way the turnip squishes I suppose.
Have another serving of pie.
Oh, and just for the hell of it, here’s a pic taken at Mags’ 21st way back in 2003. From left to right: univinus (t3h birthday girl), myself, maraku, and matt88.
Considering the crazy angle of the photo I think the camera operator was a tad pished, but for the life of me I can’t remember who it was. I look like I’ve spontaneously aged 15 years. Eeep! And how bad are those pants? Yeesh, what was I thinking?
Monty the Blue Sheep and Other Tales (or A Lesson on Trolls)
Blergggggh!
Apparently that's the equivalent to "Wazzzaaup!" in Boorovorkian Trollage. I must stress that this is not to be confused with Plltaashese Trollage, which is a completely different region of the Seventh Layer of Trolldom. Prllallglloop is the correct term to use in the same context. Reader beware, as they tend to be rather picky about their origins. Said confusion could result in one being wedged upside down in a small tree stump with an extremely annoyed badger, or worse if you catch one on a bad wart day. You might get stuck in there with a skunk.
Mind you, they really don't have many distinguishing racial characteristics that can be identified to prevent this sort of situation from occurring. Trolls all tend to look remarkably like lumps of snot that one day decided to congeal together and become sentinent. They are on the whole, large, green, lumpy beings covered in masses of unkempt fur. Except for the Phelgmiggler Trolls who have a rather unlovely tendency towards braiding their armpit hair. But then, they're a rather smelly and unpleasurable bunch to associate with as a whole. They might just upend you into the tree trunk for some fun if they're so inclined.
So, you're probably wondering where Monty comes into all of this. I don't know, but I think a Boorovorkian Troll turned him into a nice roast dinner last month. That's the way the turnip squishes I suppose.
Have another serving of pie.
Oh, and just for the hell of it, here’s a pic taken at Mags’ 21st way back in 2003. From left to right: univinus (t3h birthday girl), myself, maraku, and matt88.
Considering the crazy angle of the photo I think the camera operator was a tad pished, but for the life of me I can’t remember who it was. I look like I’ve spontaneously aged 15 years. Eeep! And how bad are those pants? Yeesh, what was I thinking?