TOKEEKI
Possibly the greatest Japanese pun, and it is now my birthday cake. Here, feel free to grab a digital slice. Or even just stick your finger in it: it is not like I'll notice.
I did not come up with this pun, but basically it is
tokei = clock
keeki = cake
tokei + keeki = tokeeki.
Additionally, this amused me very much:
My folks gave me 121 dollars for my birthday, exactly. Dad had to help me along with this because I haven't taken a math class in three years, but
-The factors of 22 are 2 and 11.
-11 squared is 121.
Icon may or may not be taken from a very adorable birthday card a snark received. How does Marlowe know what I sing in the shower?