My Kingdom for solid foods!
So, I got all four of my Wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. Since there was no cutting involved, he just yoinked them right out and I was done. I even got some nitrous oxide and a pair of headphones set to KROQ's Kevin & Bean to entertain me while he worked. Not so bad, really.
I'm feeling fine today, but I didn't see how gushing blood all over my desk would be okay with my coworkers, so I instead thought I'd stay home to heal a bit. This turned out to be a fine idea! I got to answer emails in my pyjamas while watching TV. Splendid. (Although, I still managed to get tricked into calling the office for a few meetings... bummer.)
I also thought it time to branch out from Lime Jello meals and procure something more substantial. This wasn't such a fine idea since chewing with your front teeth is much harder than the instructional note I got from my dentist let on. So, I will blame the formation of this idea on TV commercials and their marketing power. Yes. It's all your fault, Carl's Jr. I feel vindicated. Perhaps tomorrow I can eat a sandwich and the world will be right again.
Anyway, as you may have guessed, there are no photos since I didn't go to work. Tomorrow, however, we're having a company outing (hooray!) and photos should abound... if any of the staff actually show up on film.
I'm feeling fine today, but I didn't see how gushing blood all over my desk would be okay with my coworkers, so I instead thought I'd stay home to heal a bit. This turned out to be a fine idea! I got to answer emails in my pyjamas while watching TV. Splendid. (Although, I still managed to get tricked into calling the office for a few meetings... bummer.)
I also thought it time to branch out from Lime Jello meals and procure something more substantial. This wasn't such a fine idea since chewing with your front teeth is much harder than the instructional note I got from my dentist let on. So, I will blame the formation of this idea on TV commercials and their marketing power. Yes. It's all your fault, Carl's Jr. I feel vindicated. Perhaps tomorrow I can eat a sandwich and the world will be right again.
Anyway, as you may have guessed, there are no photos since I didn't go to work. Tomorrow, however, we're having a company outing (hooray!) and photos should abound... if any of the staff actually show up on film.