Some things are much, much funnier years after they're written.
Some things really aren't.
This Onion article was probably hilarious when it was written nearly eight years ago. Today? It just makes me *sad*. (Though you gotta admire the Onion's prescience):
Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'.
::sigh:: It can be Obama tiem now plz?