my day, in blurbs of two words or less

[snarkhunter]

-ooh, coupon!
-buy sweater?
-green sweater?
-pink sweater.
-light pink?
-bright pink?
-bright pink.

-sweater guilt.

-grade papers.
-Starbucks chai.
-Thanksgiving coffee?

-grocery store
-People mag

Comments

[slashaddict]

My boyfriend used to be really into spicy food, so his parents keep giving him hot sauce for presents. It just ends up sitting on our stove and we never use it, because they give him insanely hot sauces. They all have ridiculous and silly packaging, so I was picking them up and looking at them while I was cooking. They were all glass bottles that were shink-wrapped and never opened, so I didn't think anything of it.

...You see where this is going, I'm sure. Half an hour later, my eye itched, so I oh-so-innocently rubbed it, and Ben heard my howl of pain from across the apartment. Oh my god, I seriously thought I was going to go blind because it hurt so bad. I splashed it with cold water for like 10 minutes, and it still hurt for the rest of the night.

I don't know how hot sauce gets through glass, but, apparently, if it's hot enough, the laws of solubility do not apply.

I just wanted to share that story with you. :P

[sillyg]

This is so hysterical. Thanks for making me laugh at an absurdly early hour on a Sunday. :)