The adventures of Merrick, part ducks!

[snarbs]

So, I come into my little world or secret squirreldom and start on my daily routine, which as we all know, is me belittling everyone dumber than me...which is everyone...so all is well! After an hour, Merrick Darshall comes in and pokes his weasley nose around the corner...basically begging me to use the unclass computer. To which I tell him to

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[thelydia]

Haha, Trishywishy....how come you don't have any cool nicknames for me like that?

The funniest thing that I find about this post is the simple fact that I can tell that you just rolled with that. You typed that in one single TYPE. You didn't re-read that, spell check it, or think twice about it. You just thought it, typed it and then clicked Post Comment. That's the brilliant thing... you just thought that instantly.
Comic genius I tell ya....
and by the damn way.... They all get their great looks, intelligence, humor and OCD from me.... they got their nerdiness from you.

And yes, damn it..I CAN add more pictures....and I'm gonna on Sunday. I'm gonna do laundry and put some more pictures in my Flickr. I have like 30 discs here that I'm going to go through and put on there! So, THERE. I think I'm going to add some embarrassing pictures of you on there. I have some too... the high school tight white pants picture..... the one of you with a mullet and no shirt (weighing about 50 pounds soaking wet) shall I go on?

[violet_apsara]

As Alisha would say, I almost spit yogurt out my nose. (and now I am too afraid to put smileys in...wtf?)

Thank you. That made breakfast a little easier to get through.

[snarbs]

Meh...it is what it is! I can't believe this kid though. You can add whatever pictures you want! I can blame it all on the 80's anyway! That and the fact that I was still cool even back then! I think...umm. OCD yes, nerdiness...my kids are friggin awesome! No nerds to be found in our house!

Damnit! see, why can't we get pictures of that happening? Yogurt out a nose would have been great! Not perfect, but great. Perfect would be a ramen noodle hanging out...that is my end goal. One day, someone will eat ramen, read something I write, and spew forth the ramen from the nostril. Then I can die feeling quiet accomplished!

Oh, and spell checking is for sissys! Well, and scholars, which I am not! Or am I? Hmmmm...

[thelydia]

OUCH....sissys? I swear you do it just to make me crazy. That's how you make me crazy when you leave me. You just post stuff that's grammatically horrifying and then laugh your cruel ass off. I just KNOW it.
Ramen...nose. Got it. I will bring my camera to work everyday...and then feed everyone ramen and just wait... Oh shit, I DO bring my camera to work every day. I'm going to putting some pics on Flickr later too....
Oh Snarbly Snarble, you have no idea what you have just done. I'm going to post right now.... a handful of pictures of you.... oh yeah... it's done. It's ON now Sailor boy!

[snarbs]

HA! I AM the anti-grammar! Feel my wrath foolish moral! Because mortal would be correct, and I am not...so...ummm....mwahahaha!

I know, dork supreme, but damn am I sexy. Wait...i think? Umm...where's my tight jeans?

[thelydia]

Oh believe me....it started out cute....

[thelydia]

Oh the "tighty whiteys" are comin'.... and the shirtless photo... (tweet tweet).
How's this one ? Not embarrassing at all..but...old.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thelydia/233187296/in/set-72157594267247066/