First Photo - Anastasia's Arrival

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H-huh? I'm lying down? Did I pass out? How embarrassing...!

What is this place? Kurando must have carried me here! ♥

[sound of someone getting up and looking around]

Did... did someone change my clothes? Kurando couldn't have done something like that, could he? So, so, embarrassing... I wonder if they're around here. Maybe they're being washed?

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[kol_shevik]

[Oh hey there's a little girl digging through his stuff.]

Ah-- told empty child to stay in room!

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[Wow this guy is big. And... kind of scary. Anastasia wishes that she'd gone looking for some sort of weapon first. Backing up backing the hell up right now but still trying to look as angry and dangerous as a scared shrimpy teenager possibly can]

You didn't tell me anything!

[kol_shevik]

[Huh that's odd. You're acting like you have a brain. Leans down to try and get a better look.]

But you are speaking like you are knowing Russia!

[snapshot_brat]

[Whoa there too close TOO CLOSE THERE BUDDY. Wait he knows the Russia the creepy girl was talking about? Well, she can pursue that line after but now is the time to punch him in the snout stomp and glare a lot to establish dominance]

I was talking about Russia the country, not Russia the person! And what's with that "empty child" stuff?

[kol_shevik]

[Rusherst is enamored by your brutal display Russia is not dominated so easily. He reaches out to a finger on your forehead.]

But Russia is country--! Head was empty. Other children call them "drones." Also drone child was boy.

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Are you saying I look like a BOY?!

[Forget diplomacy. Anastasia smacks his hand away and GOES RIGHT FOR THE SHINS.]

[kol_shevik]

[Her tiny tiny girl feet are kind of painful and Russia steps backwards and holds his hands up in self-defense in case she decides to launch herself at his face or something.]

Hy! Russia did not say this! Stop with kicking and screaming!

[snapshot_brat]

[Yesss still got it. Anastasia leaves off the assault but continues bristling at him.]

You better not have said it! I'll stop screaming when you stop being all weird and creepy and tell me what's up with these photographs!

[Waves a picture of a faux family vacation at him accusingly.]

Well?

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[kol_shevik]

Russia is not weird or creepy little--

[kol_shevik]

[Is immediately distracted by the photo and snatches it to inspect.]

Hy! Is on beach! When did Russia last go to beach, has been so long-? And did not ever go with little fake family...Is even beach in Mayfield town?

[snapshot_brat]

You mean you don't know either?

[kol_shevik]

[Russia carefully puts the photo back where it belongs.]

нет. Is Mayfield town. Thinks is funny joke to make little fake families and little fake photos. You are Russia's child for now.

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[snapshot_brat]

Well, I don't think it's very funny.

[2/2]

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[Okay, she's getting the hang of his speech patterns now.]

You're Russia?

[kol_shevik]

Да, comrade! You have name?

[snapshot_brat]

If you're really Russia, you should already know that.