April Fool's Event

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[Yaaaawn] It's the middle of the night! This had better be important!

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[laying_pipe]

[ He nearly cuts her off, because he's obviously been waiting for so long to speak, and has so much to say! ]

MAYFIELD! Green grass, blue skies, black-and-white justice! (Which is the best kind!) It's an honor to speak with you, resident!

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Joachim?! What are you doing here?

[laying_pipe]

What?! Lady Anastasia?!

[ You can almost hear him leaning back, twirling the phone cord around his brawny fingers. ]

Well, what a surprise! This place really is paradise! Are you enjoying all of the free pretzels?

[snapshot_brat]

[You can hear Anastasia kicking the nearest wall in lieu of her usual favorite target. Long-distance conversations have their advantages.]

Paradise?! This place is horrible! I'd rather be back in Rasputin's creepy fortress!

[laying_pipe]

[ Even when he's at a loss, he still sounds like he's announcing a wrestling match. ]

What?! Princess! You must calm down! What could possibly be so terrible about a place like Mayfield?!

[snapshot_brat]

You have no idea what it's really like!

It's impossible to leave, and it does things like tricking everyone into trying to kill each other, or making them kiss people they really hate! And they took all of my things, even my hat!

[laying_pipe]

Oh, Princess! I'm sure the town isn't responsible for all that! I'll come down as soon as I can and we'll catch the evil-doers who are behind this!

Of all the villainous . . . Hat-stealing?

[snapshot_brat]

You'd better glue your mask to your face once you get here, or else they'll steal it in your sleep!

[laying_pipe]

But surely the delicious food is worth the trouble!

[snapshot_brat]

Even if it was that good to start with, I'm sick of it! You try living with vodka fumes for months and months and see how you like it!