To those in the know

[snapqueen]

Okay, since Christopher took off in a fuckin brilliant way (head butted to death? FUCK YEAH.) I have to think of some really cool way to die again? Jinx said he won't head butt me, cause he's a fuckin pussy, but that's okay cause it's gotta be fuckin better than that

Comments

[dj_crowley]

You're one in a million, Snap.

Actually, fuck it. There's no one as crazy as you.

[snapqueen]

Thanks, babe. Wanna do some nasty shit to me?

[dj_crowley]

Oh yeah, it's always been my dream to give you a prosthetic leg enema.

[snapqueen]

Anything for you, sexy dj.

[dj_crowley]

The fetish scene has always worried me. But somehow, I just can't keep myself from saying shit like that. You're a bad influence, you know.

[snapqueen]

Mmm, Alexei. You make a girl think about vore.

[dj_crowley]

...

"Vore?"

[snapqueen]

You're so innocent, my little fuckdumpling. Makes me want to corrupt you all over again. Were I a guy you'd be giving me an undead hard on.

[dj_crowley]

I'm not innocent, you're just the devil's cumbucket.

[snapqueen]

If I wasn't dead I'd be making Snapdragon's next album be called that

[dj_crowley]

I'm not just a pretty face, you know. Actually, I'm not really a pretty face, so it's a good thing I can come up with obscene shit like that, really.

[snapqueen]

Remix something of mine and call it that. It'd be hot. Don't let that new bitch totally take over what used to be Snapdragon.

[dj_crowley]

Your will be done, Snap. I think I may have just the thing.

[snapqueen]

Fucking excellent.