Party.

[snapqueen]

Housewarming Party on saturday night!

Unless you actually know someone who lives here or are coming along with someone then stay the fuck away. I get any random cunts then I'll be booting you out

Comments

[displacedcharm]

Didn't that house already have a housewarming party, luv.

[snapqueen]

Yes, I picked up a pirate and a skater to fuck, but I only just moved in. So I say party for me. Problem with it?

[displacedcharm]

No problem. Any excuse for a party is an excuse for a party, hon.

Oh, but you better not trash the house, Jessica.

[snapqueen]

You call me that fuckin name again you cunt and the only thing being trashed will be your face by my fist.

[displacedcharm]

Dare you to try, lover. But sure, I'll play nice. Never call you that name again.

[snapqueen]

You really wanna dare me motherfucker?

[displacedcharm]

Sure, why not? Got nothing else on my timetable. Other than slacking, of course. Could be a fun time.

[snapqueen]

Can you slack and get pounded at the same time?

[displacedcharm]

Not so sure about that. Never happened before. But I know I can slack and pound your arse at the same time. Wanna check it out?

[snapqueen]

You wish.

[displacedcharm]

Shouldn't offer things you don't wanna see the end of, babe.

[snapqueen]

I'm not the one who wants to see the end of anyone. Hire some pussy if you want it.

[displacedcharm]

I don't have any problems in getting it for free, but thanks for the idea, luv.

[snapqueen]

Any time, Jose.

[slinkster_ghoul]

Good times. Hot pirates.

[snapqueen]

Very hot pirates. How is Jack?