goddamn cats

[snappityturtle]

a cat tried to kill me this morning. very deliberately laid in front of my foot on the stairs. so i attempted to avoid stepping on her and possibly crushing her to death, only to lose my footing and take the rest of the stairs on my ass. the ass that is now mostly bruise. i also lost a patch of skin the size of a dollar coin from my left elbow and bruised the heel of my right hand. i feel like i was beaten with sticks.

lesson: next time step on the cat.