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DOG!
You who are man's best friend! How could you not but inspire my heart to these depths! To draw your fuzzy little body in all it's doggy glory! Why, you are loyal and hard-working, obedient and never complain! You fetch the paper and slippers, and ask for nothing in return! You are happy with mere table scraps, and will follow your master in the depths of hell if they so command you to! Why, you can be a jerk to them, and pay them with pats on the head and not money!
What better companion could man ask for!