Vagina. Still not a clown car.
I’m having a lazy evening watching crap tv, and I’ve come across a reality show about that freaky fundaMENTAL christian family with a kajillion, million children, ok the number is actually eighteen, but that’s still too many.
Random thoughts about this family.
- That’s not a family, that’s a litter.
- Sex between Michelle and "wonderful husband" Jim Bob, (I shit you not, that is his name), must be like throwing a sausage into a cave.
- They actually do very little parenting, as the older girls care for the younger children, I wonder what will happen when the older girls get married and leave, will the younger girls be brought in to care for the older boys?
- The only future for the girls is to marry and bear more children for their freakish cult.
- This woman’s uterus is amazing, I’m surprised that she didn’t give birth to the last few simply by coughing or farting.
- The children are home schooled to ensure they have limited knowledge of the outside world.
- The children are socially-maladaptive, automaton drones
- They are breeding a religious fanatic army.
- The husband is very creepy. It’s all about sex, power and control of women with him.
A few things I did not know.
- When a man and woman are married, the husband takes over, (from the woman’s farther), as the "authority of the wife". According to the father-in-law of the eldest Dugger son, and all the other men.
- No sex or kissing until marriage, holding hands is ok though.
- Having a litter is lucrative.
And now for something completely different, yet eerily similar in a creepy sense.
I’m now watching Toddlers and Tiara’s.
*Four year old girls do not need go to a tanning salon, or wear more make up than a prostitute, or get their teeth whitened, and ugh, isn’t this child abuse?
I think I'll go and clean the cat's litter box, that's much more fun.