From Pattie's Cats
To all Mommy's F-List:
Please tell our Mommy that we DO NOT like this...Whatever the hell is going on around the house lately!
There are boxes EVERYWHERE, and while normally I absolutely LOVE getting into boxes and hiding, this is completely different, because Mommy is putting all this crap into the boxes. It's reminding us a little of that time of year when Grandma and Grandpa come over and they make a huge meal and put up the stupid fake green tree looking thing that has all these dangly sparkly things hanging from it but then everyone gets in a tizzy when I knock one down and play with the shattered pieces. Only, there's no tree, and instead of putting things out, Mommy is putting things away, which is making me very distressed. What is she doing with all her things?
The worst thing about all this is the horrible noises coming from Mommy while she is playing with the boxes. I'm not kidding when I say every few seconds, there is a horrible "Achoo" sound and it is really scaring the dickens out of me and Winnie. Actually, I don't know if it's scaring Winnie as much as it is pissing her off. It's hard to tell. Everything pisses Winnie off, so why shouldn't Mommy putting things in boxes and making horrible noises piss Winnie off as well?
And I'm not gonna lie, Mommy has been very distraught lately. She has not been loving on me as much lately. She's busy with her boxes, and then she is tired and cranky after making those horrible noises all day.
Someone please tell our Mommy to STOP whatever she is doing, and that we just want to sleep in her lap while she plays on the computer or takes cat naps with us. We liked having Mommy around so much lately, especially since Daddy left, but we DO NOT like this new game that Mommy is playing. It is NO FUN AT ALL!!!!!!!
Thank you!
Meow and Catnip!
Winnie and the Kid
Please tell our Mommy that we DO NOT like this...Whatever the hell is going on around the house lately!
There are boxes EVERYWHERE, and while normally I absolutely LOVE getting into boxes and hiding, this is completely different, because Mommy is putting all this crap into the boxes. It's reminding us a little of that time of year when Grandma and Grandpa come over and they make a huge meal and put up the stupid fake green tree looking thing that has all these dangly sparkly things hanging from it but then everyone gets in a tizzy when I knock one down and play with the shattered pieces. Only, there's no tree, and instead of putting things out, Mommy is putting things away, which is making me very distressed. What is she doing with all her things?
The worst thing about all this is the horrible noises coming from Mommy while she is playing with the boxes. I'm not kidding when I say every few seconds, there is a horrible "Achoo" sound and it is really scaring the dickens out of me and Winnie. Actually, I don't know if it's scaring Winnie as much as it is pissing her off. It's hard to tell. Everything pisses Winnie off, so why shouldn't Mommy putting things in boxes and making horrible noises piss Winnie off as well?
And I'm not gonna lie, Mommy has been very distraught lately. She has not been loving on me as much lately. She's busy with her boxes, and then she is tired and cranky after making those horrible noises all day.
Someone please tell our Mommy to STOP whatever she is doing, and that we just want to sleep in her lap while she plays on the computer or takes cat naps with us. We liked having Mommy around so much lately, especially since Daddy left, but we DO NOT like this new game that Mommy is playing. It is NO FUN AT ALL!!!!!!!
Thank you!
Meow and Catnip!
Winnie and the Kid