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[snape_head]

Apparently I drew the short straw and now have the priveledge of teaching you lot sex education

Comments

[bags_under_eyes]

Someone once said that sex is like chocolate O.O Or along the lines of "chocolate is better than sex." ...Will chocolate be given out to participants of this seminar, Snape-san? O.O

[snape_head]

Of all the possible questions one could ask, only you would ask whether chocolate would be given out.

The answer to that, by the way, is no.

[kirukun]

che. count me out then. =P

[snape_head]

Why on earth would I want to give you candy anyway?

[h_ammertime]

What kind of sex, sir? :D

[snape_head]

For you, asexual reproduction. I shudder to think that a girl would want you to touch her.

[h_ammertime]

That's not cool, sir! How is it even possible for me to have babies by myself? D:

[snape_head]

Muggle scientists know for a fact that unicellular creatures are able to do this, so I'm sure you could too if you tried hard enough.

[anonymous]

Will there be anatomically accurate pictures...?

-Ian

[snape_head]

Yes.

[anonymous]

Sign me up! >:D

-Ian Fraker

[anonymous]

(you'd probably attend all night)

amazing.

[anonymous]

(what a dumb girl. scratch that, you're both retards.)

[buchou_on_broom]

...

..............Well, I suppose I'll be attending......

((...I have to make him do SOMETHING D: and Saturday = preferable XDDD))