I Don't Date Wankers : minorhp100 [PG: Lily Evans, James Potter]
Title: I Don’t Date Wankers
Characters: Lily Evans, James Potter
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Lyrics @ minorhp100
Team: Badgers
Author’s Notes: ”So long, see you honey/can't buy me with your money/Tracy, Daisy, they may be crazy/but I'll never be your girl” - So Long by Abba
“Piss off,” Lily huffed as she slammed the door to the Potions storage room behind her.
“Come on, Evans...” James pleaded for about the thousandth time. “All I’m asking for is one evening. Maybe during a Hogmeades weekend. Youl never forget it, Evans, I promise.”
“Go bother Tracy Yaxley. She’s more your type, after all. Rich, pureblooded, and dumb.”
James snorted, “I don’t need money. Money, I’ve got. What I need is a girl that sparks my inner fire.”
“I don’t date wankers, Potter. I don’t date prats, either.”
“You don’t date anyone, Evans.”
“That’s my business, Potter. Not yours.”