Pissed : 7spells & potterverse100 [PG-13: The Marauders/Peter Pettigrew - #89]
Title: Pissed
Character(s): Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin
Prompt: a drinking song @ 7spells & #89 : Drink @ potterverse100
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 362
Summary: The Marauders celebrate a capture. James and Sirius celebrate a little too much.
Author's Notes: The lyrics James sings at the end are real...but slightly altered to make them less dirty.
Sirius and James were slumped against each other, singing some filthy songs as they passed the flagon of mead between each other. He and Remus were huddled across the table, both nursing off the same glass of firewhisky. Neither had ever been heavy drinkers, after all. James and Sirius were the lushes.
“Give it here, mates,” Peter said, reaching out and snatching the half empty bottle from the two of them. “I don’t care how happy you two are about catching Mulciber. You’ve got a pregnant wife to go home to. And you’ve...well, you’ve got some bit of stuff at your flat, I’m sure. And I’m not having them blaming me for letting you two get pissed out of your minds.”
“Naaaaaah....” James slurred, a silly grin spreading across his face. “Lil’d neva blame ya. Se’d blam Remsssss.”
“I think you left it a little too late, mate,” Remus sighed as he watched Sirius flop over, his head banging on the table. “And I think Padfoot just passed out.”
“Bloody wonderful...” Peter muttered. “It’s your turn to carry him home.”
“Can’t we just leave him here? Tom will be willing to make up a room for him, I’m sure.”
“We canna do dat!” James exclaimed, leaping to his feet...only to tumble right back into his chair, grasping onto the table in keep from falling over. “Ifen ya guys arna wilen to carre ‘em, Iya do it!”
“James, you can barely stand yourself...” Remus sighed. “You grab Sirius, Pete. I’ll get James.”
“Of course... I’ll carry the blacked out drunk.”
“Levitate him, stupid,” Remus said, rolling his eyes. “You’re better at it than I am.”
“Oh, yeah...” Peter said, waving his wand, lifting Sirius into the air.
James laughed softly as he slumped against Remus, “Ya teew er pertie poupers.,” He said before starting to sing again. “I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do, I love her truly, through and through. I love her ruby red lips and lily white tits...”
“Silencio!” Peter exclaimed, aiming his wand at James, jumping as a loud thwack resounded through the room as the unconscious Sirius smacked onto the floor. “Oh...shite.”