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Title: Revelation, V
Challenge: Who’s Your Daddy?
Word Count: 100
“My father did what?” Harry was on his feet before he could stop himself. “You don’t know that!”
“Actually, I do.” Snape smiled thinly. “My barber owled me after your father and his boon companion Sirius Black stole my hair clippings. Remus Lupin - “
“What?”
“ - kindly informed me that his friends thought it was quite the joke, practicing their brewing skills to make enough Polyjuice to masquerade as me in public.” Snape slowly unfolded himself to loom over Harry. “As for why he did so on the night you were conceived - “
Harry went to Hogsmeade and got drunk.
Challenge: Who’s Your Daddy?
Word Count: 100
“My father did what?” Harry was on his feet before he could stop himself. “You don’t know that!”
“Actually, I do.” Snape smiled thinly. “My barber owled me after your father and his boon companion Sirius Black stole my hair clippings. Remus Lupin - “
“What?”
“ - kindly informed me that his friends thought it was quite the joke, practicing their brewing skills to make enough Polyjuice to masquerade as me in public.” Snape slowly unfolded himself to loom over Harry. “As for why he did so on the night you were conceived - “
Harry went to Hogsmeade and got drunk.