Another Evil Plan

Aug 15, 2009 23:59

I've decided to make a new Evil Plan (tm)!
My objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
My motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by my arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, I must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, I must tauntingly wave my unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. My name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make me clean my room. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give my control of the planet.

My first evil plan here

heck! i should go to bed now, i could be doing other things, i'm talking to myself, not another one of snap's evil plans..., boredom

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