SMOKING IN THE ROOM
Yeah! I understand you have needs, roommie...
It's totally OK if you take my soft, clean, pink princess blankie and shove it in the space under the door on our dirty, unvacuumed floor!
We don't want any smoke escaping into the hallway, do we?
Don't feel the need to wash it or even bother to explain yourself to me.
You, my friend, are above the laws of common courtesy.
Also, feel free to take my fan out of the back of my closet and please, don't be shy, go ahead and throw the empty fan box on my bed!
I love picking up my belongings after you've used them without asking!
Surely you don't want to have to walk those 15 feet to go outside now, do you?
Hey, I know it's cold and windy outside. I completely understand!
Everything I own clearly takes a backseat to your nicotine addiction.
I'm not home, so I have no say in what you do with my personal possessions!
Oh, and those kleenex I hid behind my laundry basket?
Please, I would be honored if you dug through my dirty laundry so that you could blow your nose!
Honestly, you don't want to cause a fire drill... that would involve you going outside.
But hey, at least you could smoke without all of those annoying details to take care of.
On another note...
Since you were bragging about going to that skeezy club tonight, is it alright if my boyfriend comes over?
You remember him, the one you banned from the room and now we are forced to study together in the cold isolation of the silent library?
Ah yes, I see you remember him.
Oh, and don't worry, I won't get "too attached to my boyfriend."
Thankfully, you follow the same guidelines when you tell me that you're "In love" after meeting your boyfriend for a mere week and then returning to the United States.
Your boyfriend is still in Korea.
Oh, and you cheated on him.
Good luck with that!
Lucky for you I definitely don't care if your friends come over and sleep in my bed when I'm not home!
It's totally cool!
So, roommie, please heed these words (maybe you should look "heed" up in your talking dictionary...) and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SHIT!
<3
It's totally OK if you take my soft, clean, pink princess blankie and shove it in the space under the door on our dirty, unvacuumed floor!
We don't want any smoke escaping into the hallway, do we?
Don't feel the need to wash it or even bother to explain yourself to me.
You, my friend, are above the laws of common courtesy.
Also, feel free to take my fan out of the back of my closet and please, don't be shy, go ahead and throw the empty fan box on my bed!
I love picking up my belongings after you've used them without asking!
Surely you don't want to have to walk those 15 feet to go outside now, do you?
Hey, I know it's cold and windy outside. I completely understand!
Everything I own clearly takes a backseat to your nicotine addiction.
I'm not home, so I have no say in what you do with my personal possessions!
Oh, and those kleenex I hid behind my laundry basket?
Please, I would be honored if you dug through my dirty laundry so that you could blow your nose!
Honestly, you don't want to cause a fire drill... that would involve you going outside.
But hey, at least you could smoke without all of those annoying details to take care of.
On another note...
Since you were bragging about going to that skeezy club tonight, is it alright if my boyfriend comes over?
You remember him, the one you banned from the room and now we are forced to study together in the cold isolation of the silent library?
Ah yes, I see you remember him.
Oh, and don't worry, I won't get "too attached to my boyfriend."
Thankfully, you follow the same guidelines when you tell me that you're "In love" after meeting your boyfriend for a mere week and then returning to the United States.
Your boyfriend is still in Korea.
Oh, and you cheated on him.
Good luck with that!
Lucky for you I definitely don't care if your friends come over and sleep in my bed when I'm not home!
It's totally cool!
So, roommie, please heed these words (maybe you should look "heed" up in your talking dictionary...) and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SHIT!
<3