Halloween Sluts

Oct 23, 2006 16:47

Im just wondering why so many women take Halloween costumes and turn them slut. You know exactly what I mean, dont give me this denying BS.

http://www.pierresilber.com/costumes4.html

Now it's not like Im arguing on behalf of moral degradation or any of that oversensitive stuff. But we are talking about a gender that spazzes when some guy checks out their rack or looks at her ass in public, but yet this is how so many dress on Halloween. First of all, try being unique and not turning everything slut like all the girly friends you go out with. I never thought Id see the day that a chick could be unique by NOT wearing a skankified Halloween costume. Second, look at where the fuck we live. Its not the North Pole but it's pretty damn close in temperature this time of the year as it will be the next 5 months. The chicas that wear these stripper showing costumes aren't saggy defensive linemen, theyre 140 or less of shivvering thighs and low cut tops. Just get a group together in German gang-bang costumes and have a fricken orgy and call it a day.
It would bless me to have another Great Halloween Snow Storm of '92 and see some Poly Pocket in a skirt get dumped in the snow with her legs sticking straight up in the air only to have me wailing snow balls at her ruffled undies for moral of lesson.
And finally, to the slut costume wearing women, do yourself a favor and put on a parka and go as a North Dakotan and spare us all the grief of dishing out attention which you so desperately need. I think I will keep count of all the Naughty Nurses, Sexy Maids and School Girls I see out because Im sure those will be the only 3 costumes to choose from.

Shit, I better double check Lindsay's costume or plan on moving to NoDak myself.
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