Letters from home

[snakesquisher]

Thanks for the underwear, Akutsu! It was getting bad down there.

My family sent me a book and ... a half-eaten crayon. My sister said the book was from her and the crayon to remind me of my brother.

An-chan... I'm really sorry for something upsetting you. I didn't mean to at all. It was probably Kamio's fault. Are you sure you shouldn't be

Comments

[alwayskinetic]

I SAID GRAPPLE YOU MORON. CAN YOU EVEN READ?!?!?!?!?! I DIDN'T GRAB ANYONE!!!

[snakesquisher]

What's the difference?!

[hakasedata]

Grapple: a contest for superiority or mastery; a hand-to-hand struggle

Grab: to take or seize by or as if by a sudden motion or grasp

[snakesquisher]

Well, they both sound pretty kinky.

[alwayskinetic]

IT WAS A FIGHT DAMMIT.

[hakasedata]

In which case, Momoshiro, this would be considered a 'grapple'.

[snakesquisher]

Still sounds pretty personal. And if you didn't need bandages, how can it be a fight, eh??

[hakasedata]

Not all fights have to end in bandages, Momoshiro.

[snakesquisher]

Most do.

[hakasedata]

Only ones in which you are involved. According to my data on you, most fights you get involved in (96.4%) begin because of your excessively large mouth and most of them (98.7%) end in your inability to remove yourself from the ground you have been implanted into.

[snakesquisher]

..... that's because most of them end with Buchou playing tennis with me. But that's not a fight! He just ... likes me.

[hakasedata]

Incorrect. Only your most recent ones have ended in your utter annihilation by Tezuka, in which you are unable to do anything but gawk like a Magicarp.

[snakesquisher]

A what?!

[hakasedata]

A Magikarp. It is a water Pokemon.

[snakesquisher]

And you eat it?

[hakasedata]

No, Momoshiro. I said you looked like one.