Letters from home

[snakesquisher]

Thanks for the underwear, Akutsu! It was getting bad down there.

My family sent me a book and ... a half-eaten crayon. My sister said the book was from her and the crayon to remind me of my brother.

An-chan... I'm really sorry for something upsetting you. I didn't mean to at all. It was probably Kamio's fault. Are you sure you shouldn't be

Comments

[harigin]

That is the lamest pickup line I have ever heard in my entire life.

[snakesquisher]

Huh. You think she won't like tennis? Perhaps I should stick to the book.

[harigin]

No you dumbass. This: Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

No woman has ever fallen for that line unless they have ZERO self-esteem. The babe is a lady. Why aren't you treating her as one?

[snakesquisher]

Oh. Maybe I'll try a different one. Hows about:

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

[harigin]

OH. MY. GOD. ARE. YOU. AN. IDIOT?

You can't just ask someone if they've lost their virginity?!

[snakesquisher]

Huh. So it doesn't work on you either?

[harigin]

Of course not, dumbfuck. One, I'm just not that into you. Two, pick up lines are for losers who don't have any natural charm.

[snakesquisher]

I'm not after you either, baka! I just wanted to know if they were more for guys.

[harigin]

Thank kami cause you so aren't my type. I'm not into loudmouth idiots.

And no, they aren't for guys or girls.

[snakesquisher]

And I'd hate to be called 'babe', so we're set!

Oh. Not even Kamio? I mean ... he's kinda dumb.

[alwayskinetic]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING DUMB!!! IDIOT!

[snakesquisher]

Do you sleep on your stomach?

[alwayskinetic]

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

MANWHORE.

[snakesquisher]

If you don't .... can I?

[alwayskinetic]

...What?

[snakesquisher]

Uh. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.