I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sep 12, 2006 02:25

I WANT TO THANK ALL OF MY FANS AND THE FANS OF SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FOR SHOWING THEIR SUPPORT!  IT'S YOU AND YOUR BLOOD-THRISTY LOVE OF SENSELESS VIOLENCE THAT KEEPS ME GOING!  I PROMISE TO DEDICATE THE ERADICATION OF A SPECIES OF SNAKE BY MY HANDS TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!

KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

-SLJ

P.S. OL' SAMMY'S JUST DOWNED A BAKER'S DOZEN LITERS OF VODKA (WITH A MOTHERFUCKING ADORABLE LITTLE, BLUE UMBRELLA ON TOP), SO THAT PROMISE ISN'T LEGALLY BINDING!  HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!  I'M GOING TO GO GET CRUNK AND STEAL TIM ALLEN'S STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME!

WISH ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING LUCK!
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