Best Day Ever since the Dawn of Man ... Better than Star Wars and the Transformers combined!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy I have been blessed! (Not just blessed, but bless-ed with both syllables and a deep southern accent.)
I can't remember the last time I was this happy, it may never have happened.
My girlfriend is in love with her ex!!!
I just spent the last 3 hours at Denny's while she talked and texted this guy (who, save the space trust my word, is a complete shit bag) in between tears and confessions and history and drama ad nauseam (also the chicken fried steak, which is just so-so).
What it all comes down to is she's still hooked on this dude and I'm hopping tracks to the "just friends" train like my chucks were on fucking fire.
I felt the need to emphasize that last sentence with at least one inclusion of the word "fuck". It was the last thing typed and I think I placed it quite well.
Anyway, she's quite sweet and I do care about what happens to her, but there's no reasoning with love. And I have been the most miserable bastard over this whole thing for a couple of weeks now.
Praise you tiny newborn infant baby Jesus! So soft and cuddly in your little golden fleece diapers! So small and tiny and yet still omnipotent!
Love to y'all, I'm going to watch My Fair Lady.
:-) :-D :-) :-0 :-) :-p :-) etc.
---> Snakeoil_Sean
Seriously, if any of you out there are calling yourseleves my friend, you will kick me square in the nuts the next time I talk about dating a redhead. I mean it this time.
Oh, Lordy, Lordy I have been blessed! (Not just blessed, but bless-ed with both syllables and a deep southern accent.)
I can't remember the last time I was this happy, it may never have happened.
My girlfriend is in love with her ex!!!
I just spent the last 3 hours at Denny's while she talked and texted this guy (who, save the space trust my word, is a complete shit bag) in between tears and confessions and history and drama ad nauseam (also the chicken fried steak, which is just so-so).
What it all comes down to is she's still hooked on this dude and I'm hopping tracks to the "just friends" train like my chucks were on fucking fire.
I felt the need to emphasize that last sentence with at least one inclusion of the word "fuck". It was the last thing typed and I think I placed it quite well.
Anyway, she's quite sweet and I do care about what happens to her, but there's no reasoning with love. And I have been the most miserable bastard over this whole thing for a couple of weeks now.
Praise you tiny newborn infant baby Jesus! So soft and cuddly in your little golden fleece diapers! So small and tiny and yet still omnipotent!
Love to y'all, I'm going to watch My Fair Lady.
:-) :-D :-) :-0 :-) :-p :-) etc.
---> Snakeoil_Sean
Seriously, if any of you out there are calling yourseleves my friend, you will kick me square in the nuts the next time I talk about dating a redhead. I mean it this time.