Snake's canon is classified.
Solid Snake.
Play the games.
Boys don't sell the game right. They talk about stealth, they talk about hardcore. Oh yes, Metal Gear Solid has that. Snake is the coolest fucking thing since hot toasted bagels smeared with cream cheese.
But it also has ninjas.
And psychics.
And a half-naked twin wrestling match.
And a skin-tight Sneaking Suit.
And instructions to put the controller against your neck for a vibration massage.
And a naked torture scene followed by naked cartwheels.
And infiltration by disguising yourself as somebody's gay lover.
And you DO IN FACT hide in a box to get away from enemies.
And lay porn magazines down in their path to catch them off-guard.
And see some of the best goddamn well-acted cheesy action flick cutscenes you will EVER. SEE.
SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU PLAYED.
Play the games.
Boys don't sell the game right. They talk about stealth, they talk about hardcore. Oh yes, Metal Gear Solid has that. Snake is the coolest fucking thing since hot toasted bagels smeared with cream cheese.
But it also has ninjas.
And psychics.
And a half-naked twin wrestling match.
And a skin-tight Sneaking Suit.
And instructions to put the controller against your neck for a vibration massage.
And a naked torture scene followed by naked cartwheels.
And infiltration by disguising yourself as somebody's gay lover.
And you DO IN FACT hide in a box to get away from enemies.
And lay porn magazines down in their path to catch them off-guard.
And see some of the best goddamn well-acted cheesy action flick cutscenes you will EVER. SEE.
SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU PLAYED.