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Jun 05, 2006 00:04

Jayce’s Migraine English Obliteration

- Jayce hijacks a car and drives it into an oncoming semi.
- Jayce is tired.
- Jayce wants to go take a nap for a while, then call some hospitals.
- Jayce is taken away by the men in white lab coats.
- Jayce has a new designer jacket!
- Jayce can’t reach his hijacked car keys to gauge out his nose.
- Jayce is thrown into a circular rubber room.
- Jayce goes into a corner of said room and jumps up and down until there is a hole in the floor and proceeds to escape.
- Jayce is running through the sewers.
- Jayce falls and cuts his appendix on a stick of cheese.
- Jayce sees that it is a sharp cheddar!
- Jayce eats a muffin!
- Jayce jumps up and down on the muffin until there is a hole in the floor and proceeds to escape.
- Jayce buys a shotgun!
- Jayce buys another shotgun!
- Jayce buys a shotgun until there is a hole in the floor and proceeds to escape.
- Jayce boards a truck filled with aggressive muffins.
- Jayce dodges the muffins.
- Jayce is cornered by the muffins.
- Jayce cuts them open with a handy stick of cheese.
- Jayce cuts his hand with the stick of cheese.
- Jayce hemorrhages.
- Jayce cuts a lawn gnome apart with a stick of cheese.
- Jayce farts and chokes on the fumes, causing him to pass out.
- Jayce farts and chokes until there is a hole in the floor and proceeds to escape.
- Jayce hijacks a muffin and drives it into an oncoming hospitals.
- Jayce hijacks a hole in the floor and proceeds to escape and drives it into an oncoming muffin.
- Jayce is tired.
- Jayce cuts his appendix out with a stick of cheese.
- Jayce has an appendix hanging from their clothes.
- Jayce is taken away by the men in white lab coats.
- Jayce has another jacket!
- Jayce jumps up and down until there is an oncoming hospitals and the men in white lab coats proceeds to escape.
- Jayce eats another muffin!
- Jayce eats a shotgun!
- Jayce has an epileptic seizure.
- Jayce calls some hospitals.
- Jayce eats a stick of semi.
- Jayce has an epileptic jacket.
- Jayce jumps up and down until there is a muffin in the floor and the men in white appendixes proceeds to hijack.
- Jayce gauges out his nose with a sick of white lab coats.
- Jayce eats a hijacked car keys.
- Jayce buys a hijacked jacket and drives it into an oncoming men in white lab coats.
- Jayce hijacks a shotgun!
- Jayce hijacks another shotgun!
- Jayce hijacks a shotgun until there is a hospitals in the appendix and buys a men in epileptic muffins.
- Jayce calls some muffin!
- Jayce jumps up and down until there is a hemorrhage in the coats in white lab men.
- Jayce knows the muffin man.
- Jayce hijacks a muffin man and drives it into an oncoming truck filled with aggressive muffins.
- Jayce cuts the muffin man open with a stick of cheese!
- Jayce ruptures the muffin man’s appendix.
- Jayce performs autopsy.
- Jayce is tired.
- Jayce falls down and cuts his muffin on a men in white lab coats that are busy hijacking a semi full of aggressive muffins wielding samurai sticks of cheese that wear designer seizers.
- Jayce goes into corner of said cheese and ruptures a men in white oncoming hospitals until there is a shotgun in the muffin and proceeds to induce epileptic seizures.
- Jayce hijacks a running through the sewer and drives it into an oncoming jumps up and down.
- Jayce boards a muffin filled with aggressive autopsies!
- Jayce puts a the lawn gnome back together with a stick of duct tape.
- Jayce cuts the lawn gnome apart with a roll of cheese.
- Jayce farts and chokes on the muffins until there is a hijacked epileptic jacket in the shotgun and proceeds to jump up and down.
- Jayce falls on a clothes of men in white lab coats and ruptures his appendix.

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