Sep 18, 2006 00:08
so I just finished watching fantastic four. my little brother got it a few days ago (I have no idea why), but it was the worst movie i have seen in a long time, but! the thing was the funniest character I have seen. His expression is always the stupidest in the world. i am going to make gifs of him right before he gets hit by the car. He has this huge fingers and cant pick up anything, and he breaks glasses all the time, so he cant even drink. But to top it off, this blind black chick gets horny and touches his face and the thing just cant stop moaning and gets this huge boner. ITs so stupid, and then he dates her at the end of the movie. The boss-fight was very anti climatic, and there were TWO action scenes in the move.
1. A bunch of cars crash on a bridge and the fantastic four save people (there is not even fighting)
2. They fight doctor doom, and the torch flies away from a magic missle.
thats it. They dont even do regular super hero stuff, like stopping bank robberies or whatever. I always thought they were a family. like. mr.fantastic and mrs.invisible are mom and dad, then the thing is like. mr.fantastics brother, and the torch is the son. Oh, and they freeze this guy so hard that he turns BLUE! WTF!
anyways. at casablanca (video store) they have stalker and i spit on your grave, and i have been wanting to rent them for ... since they got them, but they are ALWAYS ALWAYS gone, and i cant book them or anything either. and the store is like almost 40 minutes away so i cant really drop by everyday. uuuhg.