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[snail_carpet]

For the last time, no, the insane amount of snow is not my fault.

Sure, blame me for not stopping the snow, but don't blame me for starting it.

Oh, and if anyone sees that crazy doctor around, give him a good kick in the balls for me, would ya? Franz won't let me do it myself.

Comments

[manonthetower]

W-wait! You can stop snow?
DO IT! It gets damn cold around the tower..I haven't showered in weeks..it'd be even nicer if you could make it warm..

[snail_carpet]

I don't take requests, kid.

[manonthetower]

Come on!
...I don't suppose there's anyway I could persuade you?

[snail_carpet]

...We talkin' cash here? How much you got?

[manonthetower]

Money?
Uh, well, I was actually thinking food..
I grill fish well. Some of the tourists actually buy them off me sometimes..
I could give you the money I made off the fish..
Not like I need it.

[snail_carpet]

...Yeah, all right, I guess I could stop the snow for a bit. For a few of those fish. You seem like a nice enough guy.

[manonthetower]

W-Whoa, Really?
Thanks man!

Guess you could come by SuperFly whenever, it's right outside town, over near the graveyard.

Feel free to screw with the tourists if you want, some of those bastards really suck.

[snail_carpet]

Tourists, huh? Well, it's always fun to play the rain-followed-by-snow-followed-by-storms game.

[manonthetower]

That does sound like fun..
Some of the more retarded tourists will run straight into Super Fly..buying me a free ticket out!

I wonder how my current prisoner is doing?