Robbers Dogs

[snad]

Mimi put some make up on for me. She doesn't need it because she's so beautiful, whereas I have a face like a robber's dog. Never have I known so much eye shadow and blush hit my face without out one single bit hitting my eyelid. I look like an exotic burns victim, purple and pink with a little blue and green across two thirds of my face.

I then of course forgot all about it and went to the shed for something. Crossing the yard a woman I'd never seen before walked up to the end of our cul-de-sac, looked at me and turned around and walked straight back down again...

Classic - I scared a stranger!