Ever wanted to know more about Ema? Well, here you go. :D

[snackoos_ftw]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ema!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Ema is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. It's bad luck to put Ema on a bed.
3. If you kiss Ema for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13

Comments

[ask_jeevas]

Wow, that's pretty crazy.

And. . .um. . .about number four. . .wow. . .

[snackoos_ftw]

Tell me about it.

Honestly, I'm more concerned about number nine. Just... disgusting.

[ask_jeevas]

Yeah. I wonder where people come up with these things.

Yeah, that's pretty unsettling too. . .

[snackoos_ftw]

I just want to know who comes up with them, why they keep popping up on my computer, and I want to find a way to stop them.

....

...Wait; you're the computer genius, aren't you? Can't you... figure something out?

[ask_jeevas]

Yeah, I've been trying to figure out a way to make it stop, but I've not had any luck so far. The more I try to get rid of them, the more crop up on my own computer.

[snackoos_ftw]

...Oh. Well, if you can't find a way around it, no one can, huh? That's... just wonderful.

[ask_jeevas]

I'm sure there is a way around it. I mean, technology is only as perfect as those who create it. No form of software is perfect, but this is so annoying with the pop-up memes.