WENT TO KE$HA, LIFE COMPLETE
KE$HA CONCERT KICKED OFF IN P-TOWN, OREGON
AND I REAPED THE FUCKING BENEFITS, YA'LL.
sadly, this means all the video hasn't posted yet, and my shitty camera-video isn't worth the effort of uploading and posting, SO ETA ON THAT SHIT.
but what should be know (SPOILER ALERT):
1. First of all, she had the coolest outfits EVER. started off with LIGHTBEAM GLASSES and eventually she brought out a GUN GUITAR and also a GUN GLITTER EXPODEY and also a glitter skeleton suit thing? and there was a plethora of neon right at the end. OH AND AMERICA OUTFITS. AND THONGS.
2. She did sing DINOSAUR and there were dudes dressed as skeletons with WALKERS (and using them as dance props) and also a dude with a dinosaur head on. I WAS ENTHRALLED.
3. She also did "Grow a Pear" and there was a dude in a pear outfit. and then a dude in a cock & balls outfit. I pretty much discovered my new PERSONAL JESUS today. HER NAME IS KE$HA.
4. Everyone at that concert was drunk and/or stoned and/or on other things. IT WAS AMAZING. I people watched in between songs, because it was hilarious and gross all at the same time. Portland loves Ke$ha so much that we sang ALL OF TIK-TOK and WE R WHO WE R at her at the end. I had such a good time, I would like to find my way to the Seattle one. And others. WHO WANTS TO GO WTIH MEEEEEEEEEEE
5. I have already forgotten all the other cool things, for there were many
6. OH YEAH, she did the Cannibal song and basically strapped a dude to a giant wooden X and then "tore off" body parts and eventually his heart that she proceeded to eat and smear "blood" all over her face with, leaving behind his skeleton.
Seriously, if I hadn't already read about how she is kind of gross and will puke in your closet, I'd marry this bitch. She is my heerrrooooo.
AND I REAPED THE FUCKING BENEFITS, YA'LL.
sadly, this means all the video hasn't posted yet, and my shitty camera-video isn't worth the effort of uploading and posting, SO ETA ON THAT SHIT.
but what should be know (SPOILER ALERT):
1. First of all, she had the coolest outfits EVER. started off with LIGHTBEAM GLASSES and eventually she brought out a GUN GUITAR and also a GUN GLITTER EXPODEY and also a glitter skeleton suit thing? and there was a plethora of neon right at the end. OH AND AMERICA OUTFITS. AND THONGS.
2. She did sing DINOSAUR and there were dudes dressed as skeletons with WALKERS (and using them as dance props) and also a dude with a dinosaur head on. I WAS ENTHRALLED.
3. She also did "Grow a Pear" and there was a dude in a pear outfit. and then a dude in a cock & balls outfit. I pretty much discovered my new PERSONAL JESUS today. HER NAME IS KE$HA.
4. Everyone at that concert was drunk and/or stoned and/or on other things. IT WAS AMAZING. I people watched in between songs, because it was hilarious and gross all at the same time. Portland loves Ke$ha so much that we sang ALL OF TIK-TOK and WE R WHO WE R at her at the end. I had such a good time, I would like to find my way to the Seattle one. And others. WHO WANTS TO GO WTIH MEEEEEEEEEEE
5. I have already forgotten all the other cool things, for there were many
6. OH YEAH, she did the Cannibal song and basically strapped a dude to a giant wooden X and then "tore off" body parts and eventually his heart that she proceeded to eat and smear "blood" all over her face with, leaving behind his skeleton.
Seriously, if I hadn't already read about how she is kind of gross and will puke in your closet, I'd marry this bitch. She is my heerrrooooo.