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Feb 10, 2010 08:59

EFF YOU, WORK, I will write a long LJ if I damn well feel like it! (Hint: I do)

Okay, so stuff that is up with me:

1. I've finally officially recovered from the Incident in which an Inappropriately Leaking Va-jeezle was in MY JAMMIES (not to mention my bed), because now I've finally managed to get the stupid machine thing working and find a bedframe, so the new bed is 100% operable. Also, I have disposed of the jammies, permanently.

2. Shatner is a sex god. IN MY PANTS. Or well, he better be. I need to christen that new bed before some idiot decides to get all high and wasted and ruin this one too.

3. Speaking of high and wasted, WHERE MY GIRLS AT? KRISTA, WE NEED TO FIND SUBSTANCES AND TORI'S WOODSY HOUSE AND GET ON THAT, is all I am saying. Once you're back in Portland, anyway.

4. Speaking of substances, it's been a while since I've Watched Shatner Drunkenly For Science.

5. Why does Netflix have a constant dearth of movies that I want to watch instantly? I'm sorry, Netflix, but the WIGGLES and Hotel Babylon are not of interest to me, TRY AGAIN.

6. HEY, PEOPLE THAT HAVE IPOD TOUCHES OR IPHONES: rec me some good apps to download. Also, like, is there anything you use to enhance your fanfic reading experience? Do you just use the internet or do you copy/paste everything to word and then have an app to read word docs? WHAT DO YOU DO?

7. My dad thinks that the Secret Government uses satellites to cause earthquakes (among other things). I just read there was a (minor) earthquake in Illinois. WHAT IS THE SECRET GOVERNMENT TRYING TO SAY? Is it a ~warning~ to Obama to keep him in their pocket for their terrible secret government plans? I am dying to know, I wish my dad would come online. Just watch how that one doesn't count and I've got my hopes up for nothing. D: COME ON, ALIENS, LET'S KEEP IT REAL.

8. How is it possible I still have not seen the new 2012 movie?

9. Jesus Christ, look at all the shit I have saved up when I am not able to LJ at will. I'll have to work on this.

everything, shatner in my pants

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