I like memes!!
Today is awesome! I possibly got a raise (or accounting error, but I am hoping raise) AND THAT IS ALWAYS WELCOME. MORE MONEY IS EVERYTHING I WANT.
Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post
this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given
*I AM NOT KNOWN FOR MY BREVITY. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED*
clionona gave me the following:
1. David Archuleta
Oh God, I could go on about him for days (in fact, I am pretty sure I have already done this) but basically he is made of Jesus and silver linings and sleepy kittens. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I know, it is beyond all freaking comprehension, but basically he is an 18-year-old awkward giggly teenager that doesn't like touching or complete coherent sentences. YET he is also a musical prodigy with Supreme Powers From On High. This is all in one adorable sex-free (seriously, otherwise I'd have to scrub my brain) body.
Theoretically he has great plans to kiss a girl someday, but I wouldn't hold my breath guys. I am pretty sure the first Jesus might have had sex... I mean nothing gets girls wild like "I'm God. Yeah, your holy savior. Now go down on me," but David is pure like morning dew.
Um.
Okay, here's a youtube just to help it along (one in which he needs his boo. His boo meaning pancakes, because he is a freaking INFANT. Every morning he sings to his pancakes because there are hearts all over the world):
2. Ayn Rand
My favorite author of all time - she helped me to understand what I already thought. For a long time, I self-identified as Republican (yeah I know, boo hiss) because I knew for SURE I wasn't anything close to a Democrat and that seemed like my only option if I was not-a-Democrat. Thanks to Ayn Rand, I discovered that I am actually more like a Libertarian.
Basically she helped me to be able to articulate that I value individualism and individual freedom first and foremost.
I do not believe it is right to enslave another for the "common good" or for "the people," especially because that is the excuse ("I'm doing it for the good of mankind") used by tyrants and murderers (Hitler, Mao, Castro, Stalin) one way or another - yeah they might not have said it that way and some of them might not have even lied to themselves about what they were really after, but it's generally the excuse. Not to mention the fact that the masses will write themselves check after check if they can get away with it (like in the U.S. right now - stimulus package among other things) regardless of where the money is coming from (people that work).
I don't condone stealing. I don't condone enslavement. Government is the enabler of both. Enough said.
3. JT/JT {I'm kind of hoping you do the meme for this alone!}
IT IS THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP, I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU.
First of all, think about towels monogrammed with initials. Now think about how they wouldn't have to get new ones if they got married. IT IS ECONOMICAL. And in this economy, it is important to be economical.
Then there is the fact that they can NEVER DIVORCE once they are married. Why? They'd never be able to separate out their stuff! Justin would be all "dang JT, do you not see my initials on that Bentley? It's totes mine!" and John would be all "EXCEPT THAT MY INITIALS ARE ON IT" and you can see right now why this would quickly become impossible to sort out.
Homoinitiality is the way to go. Also, if you look at my lj (scoop_k) you can see the beauty that they are together. I think Justin needs an older man to keep him in line, as he is a little shit. And John is kind of crazy. It'd be like TomKat only BETTER.
4. Britney Spears
When I was a wee high schooler, I hated Britney for being so lame and slutty. This was mostly because all the stupid girls I hated liked to blast "Baby One More Time" in the hallways. This feeling of mine lasted all of a year, tops, and then I realized she is awesome.
Seriously, her songs are fun and she is dancey and pretty and sparkly ♥
PLUS, she dated JT the younger (back to #3, we can have JT the Younger and JT the Elder. DO YOU SEE THE POSSIBILITIES. IT IS SO AMAZING IT HURTS) and came out of that even MORE famous, which is quite a feat. If anyone is more famous than JT the Little Shit, it is Britney FREAKING Spears, so mad props to her.
I am almost annoyed that so many people love her ironically or because she went fucking nuts that one time, because she was cool before all of that and they never saw it and so I feel like they don't really see it now, they are just liking her because they think it has become socially acceptable to do so. :C :C :C :C
SEE HER BEAUTY AND TREMBLE, PEOPLE.
Um, okay, and also:
Guess who looks like Not A Crazy Asshole in this video? (hint: It isn't Justin)
Basically, she dealt with Justin's crap and then she was torn apart and I'm not saying she is perfect, because hey, I've seen enough interviews to wonder if she's stupid or just really private and putting on a show for the world 24/7, and I don't even know the answer - like that stupid MTV thing recently that allegedly was going to have Britney "tell all" and then she basically said a bunch of inane things for an hour? Yeah, I am leaning towards her just doing it for the publicity and not actually sharing, but I can't be 100% certain.
Also, I think her parents are douchey and she has been put into a gilded cage from a very young age and it's incredibly sad, especially because now she has kids and loves them and can't even have THAT life normally and also K-Fed is a gold digging douche-b.
So, long story short, I think she is awesome and sad and fun and I love her.
I wish she and JT could be together again, but I think his ego would get in the way and probably he wouldn't be healthy for her, so I guess not. But I wish he would be a better person and THEN get back with her D: (can you tell I am not the biggest Timberlake fan? Yeah.)
I have a favorite fanfic of Britney that makes me sadface and it is really more about Jamie Lynn technically, but I think of it as a Britney fic nonetheless and it is this one (well, one of my favorites): Baby Sister
OH! and also here is my favorite Britney picspam: http://community.livejournal.com/cool_graphix/38990.html
5. Barriers [the song! XD]
Guh, this is my favorite David song ever and it is amazing and I seriously cannot even BEGIN to comprehend how this is not everyone's favorite song. I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND, THERE ARE TOO MANY BARRIERS.
Like, first of all, he says things like "chokin'" IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.
And this is my favorite part:
Too many locks (locks), too many cries (cries)
Too many tears (tears), too many lies (lies)
Why? CUZ OF THE ECHOES. HOLY SHIT MAN. ECHOES (ECHOES)!!!!
And the way he kind of shouts them excitedly and especially with Tears (tears!) where he doesn't say "TEARS" on the echo, he says "teaahs!" and I CRY LAUGHING WITH JOY AND JOY JOYJOYJOY
But also there's this part:
Our love's burnin' down,
Creepin' in the doubt
We're not gettin' any stronger
I JUST. THE LYRICS. AND HE SAYS THEM. BURNIN' DOWN. CREEPIN' IN THE DOUBT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But, baby, I don´t THINK so
IT CALLS FOR FINGER SNAPS WITH HEAD MOVEMENT. DAVID. DAVID YOU HAVE BROKEN ME. I AM BETTER FOR IT.
'Cause if I don´t get into my car,
I won't go very far
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best lyrics ever or best lyrics ever? LIKE. IF HE DOESN'T. GET INTO. HIS CAR. HE WON'T. GO. VERY FAR. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WON'T... GO ANYWHERE... IF HE DOESN'T GET IN HIS CAR. OR AT LEAST NOT FAR (nevermind his lovesong to running entitled "Running") AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAVID, HOW SO PERFECT???
AND JUST IN MOTHERFUCKING CASE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE AND THE AWESOME WILL STOP BASHING YOUR HEAD IN, HE THROWS THIS IN RIGHT AT THE FUCKING END:
In your hurry to get somewhere,
And the road's tryin' to block ya,
block ya (too many barriers)
And you feel like you´re nowhere,
'Cause the world's tryin' to stop ya,
stop ya (too many barriers)
AND THEN YOUR HEART EXPLODES.
AND THEN YOU ARE DEAD OR A ZOMBIE. WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE DAVID SUPPORTS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. IT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE I AM NOT SURE JESUS 2.0 AND ZOMBIES ARE COMPATIBLE BUT THERE IT IS.
HERE, BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS, HERE IS BARRIERS WITH TWILIGHT CLIPS, BECAUSE THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL, GIVEN THE TONE OF THE SONG AND THE TONE OF THE MOVIE, AHAHAHAHAHA:
Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post
this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given
*I AM NOT KNOWN FOR MY BREVITY. YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED*
clionona gave me the following:
1. David Archuleta
Oh God, I could go on about him for days (in fact, I am pretty sure I have already done this) but basically he is made of Jesus and silver linings and sleepy kittens. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I know, it is beyond all freaking comprehension, but basically he is an 18-year-old awkward giggly teenager that doesn't like touching or complete coherent sentences. YET he is also a musical prodigy with Supreme Powers From On High. This is all in one adorable sex-free (seriously, otherwise I'd have to scrub my brain) body.
Theoretically he has great plans to kiss a girl someday, but I wouldn't hold my breath guys. I am pretty sure the first Jesus might have had sex... I mean nothing gets girls wild like "I'm God. Yeah, your holy savior. Now go down on me," but David is pure like morning dew.
Um.
Okay, here's a youtube just to help it along (one in which he needs his boo. His boo meaning pancakes, because he is a freaking INFANT. Every morning he sings to his pancakes because there are hearts all over the world):
Click to view2. Ayn Rand
My favorite author of all time - she helped me to understand what I already thought. For a long time, I self-identified as Republican (yeah I know, boo hiss) because I knew for SURE I wasn't anything close to a Democrat and that seemed like my only option if I was not-a-Democrat. Thanks to Ayn Rand, I discovered that I am actually more like a Libertarian.
Basically she helped me to be able to articulate that I value individualism and individual freedom first and foremost.
I do not believe it is right to enslave another for the "common good" or for "the people," especially because that is the excuse ("I'm doing it for the good of mankind") used by tyrants and murderers (Hitler, Mao, Castro, Stalin) one way or another - yeah they might not have said it that way and some of them might not have even lied to themselves about what they were really after, but it's generally the excuse. Not to mention the fact that the masses will write themselves check after check if they can get away with it (like in the U.S. right now - stimulus package among other things) regardless of where the money is coming from (people that work).
I don't condone stealing. I don't condone enslavement. Government is the enabler of both. Enough said.
3. JT/JT {I'm kind of hoping you do the meme for this alone!}
IT IS THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP, I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU.
First of all, think about towels monogrammed with initials. Now think about how they wouldn't have to get new ones if they got married. IT IS ECONOMICAL. And in this economy, it is important to be economical.
Then there is the fact that they can NEVER DIVORCE once they are married. Why? They'd never be able to separate out their stuff! Justin would be all "dang JT, do you not see my initials on that Bentley? It's totes mine!" and John would be all "EXCEPT THAT MY INITIALS ARE ON IT" and you can see right now why this would quickly become impossible to sort out.
Homoinitiality is the way to go. Also, if you look at my lj (scoop_k) you can see the beauty that they are together. I think Justin needs an older man to keep him in line, as he is a little shit. And John is kind of crazy. It'd be like TomKat only BETTER.
4. Britney Spears
When I was a wee high schooler, I hated Britney for being so lame and slutty. This was mostly because all the stupid girls I hated liked to blast "Baby One More Time" in the hallways. This feeling of mine lasted all of a year, tops, and then I realized she is awesome.
Seriously, her songs are fun and she is dancey and pretty and sparkly ♥
PLUS, she dated JT the younger (back to #3, we can have JT the Younger and JT the Elder. DO YOU SEE THE POSSIBILITIES. IT IS SO AMAZING IT HURTS) and came out of that even MORE famous, which is quite a feat. If anyone is more famous than JT the Little Shit, it is Britney FREAKING Spears, so mad props to her.
I am almost annoyed that so many people love her ironically or because she went fucking nuts that one time, because she was cool before all of that and they never saw it and so I feel like they don't really see it now, they are just liking her because they think it has become socially acceptable to do so. :C :C :C :C
SEE HER BEAUTY AND TREMBLE, PEOPLE.
Um, okay, and also:
Guess who looks like Not A Crazy Asshole in this video? (hint: It isn't Justin)
Basically, she dealt with Justin's crap and then she was torn apart and I'm not saying she is perfect, because hey, I've seen enough interviews to wonder if she's stupid or just really private and putting on a show for the world 24/7, and I don't even know the answer - like that stupid MTV thing recently that allegedly was going to have Britney "tell all" and then she basically said a bunch of inane things for an hour? Yeah, I am leaning towards her just doing it for the publicity and not actually sharing, but I can't be 100% certain.
Also, I think her parents are douchey and she has been put into a gilded cage from a very young age and it's incredibly sad, especially because now she has kids and loves them and can't even have THAT life normally and also K-Fed is a gold digging douche-b.
So, long story short, I think she is awesome and sad and fun and I love her.
I wish she and JT could be together again, but I think his ego would get in the way and probably he wouldn't be healthy for her, so I guess not. But I wish he would be a better person and THEN get back with her D: (can you tell I am not the biggest Timberlake fan? Yeah.)
I have a favorite fanfic of Britney that makes me sadface and it is really more about Jamie Lynn technically, but I think of it as a Britney fic nonetheless and it is this one (well, one of my favorites): Baby Sister
OH! and also here is my favorite Britney picspam: http://community.livejournal.com/cool_graphix/38990.html
5. Barriers [the song! XD]
Guh, this is my favorite David song ever and it is amazing and I seriously cannot even BEGIN to comprehend how this is not everyone's favorite song. I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND, THERE ARE TOO MANY BARRIERS.
Like, first of all, he says things like "chokin'" IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.
And this is my favorite part:
Too many locks (locks), too many cries (cries)
Too many tears (tears), too many lies (lies)
Why? CUZ OF THE ECHOES. HOLY SHIT MAN. ECHOES (ECHOES)!!!!
And the way he kind of shouts them excitedly and especially with Tears (tears!) where he doesn't say "TEARS" on the echo, he says "teaahs!" and I CRY LAUGHING WITH JOY AND JOY JOYJOYJOY
But also there's this part:
Our love's burnin' down,
Creepin' in the doubt
We're not gettin' any stronger
I JUST. THE LYRICS. AND HE SAYS THEM. BURNIN' DOWN. CREEPIN' IN THE DOUBT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But, baby, I don´t THINK so
IT CALLS FOR FINGER SNAPS WITH HEAD MOVEMENT. DAVID. DAVID YOU HAVE BROKEN ME. I AM BETTER FOR IT.
'Cause if I don´t get into my car,
I won't go very far
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best lyrics ever or best lyrics ever? LIKE. IF HE DOESN'T. GET INTO. HIS CAR. HE WON'T. GO. VERY FAR. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WON'T... GO ANYWHERE... IF HE DOESN'T GET IN HIS CAR. OR AT LEAST NOT FAR (nevermind his lovesong to running entitled "Running") AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAVID, HOW SO PERFECT???
AND JUST IN MOTHERFUCKING CASE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE AND THE AWESOME WILL STOP BASHING YOUR HEAD IN, HE THROWS THIS IN RIGHT AT THE FUCKING END:
In your hurry to get somewhere,
And the road's tryin' to block ya,
block ya (too many barriers)
And you feel like you´re nowhere,
'Cause the world's tryin' to stop ya,
stop ya (too many barriers)
AND THEN YOUR HEART EXPLODES.
AND THEN YOU ARE DEAD OR A ZOMBIE. WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE DAVID SUPPORTS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. IT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE I AM NOT SURE JESUS 2.0 AND ZOMBIES ARE COMPATIBLE BUT THERE IT IS.
HERE, BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS, HERE IS BARRIERS WITH TWILIGHT CLIPS, BECAUSE THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL, GIVEN THE TONE OF THE SONG AND THE TONE OF THE MOVIE, AHAHAHAHAHA: