got a secret for you (cut your angel in two) 1/1 (R) John, wee!chesters - AU

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Title: got a secret for you (cut your angel in two)
Characters/Pairing: John, background wee!chesters
Rating: R
Genre: Gen, AU
Word count: 941
Warnings/Spoilers: no spoilers
Note: For pyrebi , who wanted John and “not with a bang.” And then I listened to Pavement’s “No Life Singed Her” and this fell out of my brain. Apparently “not with a bang” actually means “with a lot of really big bangs.” There's also maybe an allusion to an action by The Comedian in Watchmen.

Summary: AU. “Hey, Winnie, you even make it out of the jungle?”