Title: But I Am The Hammer
Author:
force-obliqueRating: PG-13 - ;) innuendo (nothing graphic just talking)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! :P
Characters/Pairings: Castiel/Elle Bishop - mostly poor Castiel's POV
Spoilers/Warnings: General fic - no spoiler, Crack!Fic
Summary: “I don't think you are grasping the gravity of the situation Elle!”
“Hmm, I'd rather grasp something else, instead!” she points out and he rolls his eyes.
He was Castiel. A truly fearsome angel, a mighty Warrior of the Lord. He had led the war against the legions of Darkness and here this little blond was almost putting him to shame.
Author's Notes: This is what happens when you go completely insane. When you are talking with people as insane as yourself...there's no escape. It was beyond my control!
But I Am The Hammer Of The Lord!!