"Do I seem a bit gay to you?"
"I think you might be in love with me."
"My publicist is never going to let me hear the end of this."
"My mom is never going to let me hear the end of this."
"Unmute; it's back on."
"In three, two..."
"Welcome to Sports Hour. I'm Don Randal alongside my partner Charlie McMahon."
"We've got--"
"I can't believe they called me 'Charlie'."
"Oh, God, I think they just made me a soccer fan."
"The upside to all this--"
"There's an upside to soccer?"
"Maybe nobody's watching and it'll be cancelled soon."