lolitaevadaisy was very kind enough to give me a permission to do a smiliar post as hers. Thanks, girl.
If you call me Sarah, you are my family or relatives.
If you call me Sarah Anne Bowman, then you're my parents when you get pissed off at me.
If you call me Barbie, then you're my friends or people who only know me by that name.
If you call me Muffy, you're my parents who used to call me that when I was younger.
If you call me Sissy, you're Koedi.
If you call me Cher, you're Kyle from 7th grade.
If you call me Sar, you're my old classmates from middle school.
If you call me The Deaf Cheerleader, you're one of those illiterate high schoolers who can't think of a better name for me.
If you call me Bexy Stitch or Rhore, you're Mitchie.
If you call me a Bitch or any other degrading names, you're just a jealous enemy of mine.
If you call me Babycakes, you're my baby.
If you call me your Best Friend, you're Greg Beattie and Jessica Chrysler.
If you call me Ms. Bowman, you're the principle or a teacher that's pissed at me.
If you call me a Jackie Look-Alike from "The 70's Show", you're Ryan Parkinson.
If you call me Attractive, Hottie, Beautiful, Gorgeous, or anything like that, you're the perverted pig (referring to males).
If you call me Monica or Tru Sista, you're Tiffany Jay.
If you call me a Clubber, you're Kilee Chostner.
If you call me a Loser, you're Catherine Hansen. :)
If you call me a Heartbreaker or a Player, you're just a guy feeling sorry for yourself because I won't date you.
Go ahead and copy me. I would like to know what people call you.