Fuck the mail
I was checking the mail all day today hoping that something I ordered would come in. The mail finally got here, but that package wasn't there. I live in a duplex and both sides use the same mailbox so I was sorting it all before I came in. I noticed at the bottom of the stack that there was a jury summons. When I finally got to it I found out it was for me! I don't want to go to jury duty. It's not until July 16, but this sucks.